Bah! It's merely the twelfth of December and I have to wait *thinks about it* approximately two weeks until Christmas! I want my Kindle Paperwhite now. :'O Are you having the same feelings, or am I alone?
(Note: I'm exaggerating. Clearly I am not completely serious in the slightest. But, still. I really want Christmas to arrive already.)
>>> How am I to cope with this insufferable, agonizing wait?